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This tee wears like a wink and a shrug — a playful, lived-in statement piece for people who work with their hands, love a good laugh, or just refuse to take life too cleanly. The bold distressed lettering reads “I SWEAR IT’S CLEAN — It’s just STAINED,” surrounded by artful splatters that mimic coffee, dirt, and workshop grease. Lightweight, quick-drying polyester keeps the print vivid and the fit consistent, whether you choose the lighter or slightly heavier fabric. The straight, regular cut and tagless neckline make it comfortable for long days on the job, around the barn, or at weekend hangouts. Wear it when you want to own the mess with humor and honesty — a shirt that feels like your favorite joke turned into cloth.
Product features
- 100% polyester — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying fabric
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and longer-lasting fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tagless neck for comfort
- Two fabric-weight options (4.0 oz/yd² or 6.0 oz/yd²) with regular fit that runs true to size
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
I Swear It's Clean Stained Tee
$41.99
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$41.99
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Product features
- 100% polyester — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying fabric
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and longer-lasting fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tagless neck for comfort
- Two fabric-weight options (4.0 oz/yd² or 6.0 oz/yd²) with regular fit that runs true to size
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle